The OFFICIAL FroYo Quotes Page

Quotes, First Edition

Zyntro: you’re objectively a nigger….
Anthony: I see an alien in my backyard, its as big as Shaq.
Tortoise: I suck, lol.
Shain: I wish everyone on my town was dead so I could jack off everywhere.
Zyntro: [in accent] I am Scottish. I am from Ireland.
Zyntro: I kind of have a crush on you ;P
Shain: I’m a huge nigger.
Shain: I am not a good conversation user. I am not a good conversation.
Tacoburger: I am still pissed off about Pearl Harbor.
Sly: Oh, hey there big boy, winkie face. Send nudes, winkie face.
Shain: Are you talking to the computer with telekinesis?
Kim: I love … traps.
Darkfox: 100% of terrorism in the US is committed by Islamic Extremists.
Darkfox: Alright, 99%.
Darkfox: I got off in the middle of eight guys.
Tortoise: Fill me with your twinkie cream.
Tortoise: Autistic Screeching
Kleeds: The Pulse night club shooting wasn’t a terrorist attack.
James: You’ve never lived [until you’ve had a cock in your ass].
Doctor: Damn the man who slaps a foot!
Greek: I’m not blaming you, Chris, I’m blaming your race!
James: I'd rather be a battery than work with a furry!
Kleeds: "Soon black people will be the champions of the asians"
Sly: ">Using virgin olive oil vs chad olive oil."
Doctor: I cant believe i rubbed my nipples infront of older men
Artyom: "Kleeds... you are an... active gay?"
Greek: "A slide thread just got posted in LOOC."
Ezio: "And you're black dude, which is worse?"
Chris: "Nope. Black wins, every time."
James: "Is it really abuse if they're half-blind, and can't see me?"
Greek: "Lemon, Prospero is gay."
Radical: "Can you imagine how much boogersugar a gorilla would need?"
(Microphone in Throat) Greek: "Look at the 9/11 videos"
Tortoise: "Anthony got a tape ruler stuck in my headphones."
Ezio: "Nani the fuck?"
Tuna: "Why is there a lobster on my bookshelf?"
Lemon: What are you trying to do, finger my mouth?
Tortoise: "This is a creepypasta. This is real."
Greek: "We need to have a mod that does taxes."
Steel: "The real aliens that we need to worry about are illegal aliens."
Greek: "Sly is the real reason why I joined the military, to protect him."
Henry: "I have ten inches big dick."
Tuna: "That's not true. You're underestimating my power."
Kleeds: "Hey, you bastard. You could get shot. Anyone could get shot." *unloads*
Zyntro: "There ARE jedis in the US military..."
Zyntro: "I am half a cuck."
Doctor: "Boy, you ain't crucifying shit."
10:36 PM - Timothy H Prowler .jr: "Okay! Okay! Dwatf Fortress is objectively a big kids game."
James: "I was not a bugs unit, Kim."
Tortoise: "I get it, my brain is miniscule and yours is not."
Henry: "Kiss me, Tuna."
Radical: "There is nothing wrong with sucking a good toe."
Lemon: You're just not down with the THICCness.
TJ: "Newfag detective!"
Rob: "Ah, I love crack..."
Steel: "Do you wanna fuck?"
Doctor: "Ravioli nigger? Is that what they're called?"
TJ: "Do not touch me... I am covered in agility points"
Zyntro: "Greek, I am a peon."
Raindrops: "That's not a dead cat."
Greek: "I get on and I see Kim's character and I'm like, 'Alright, I got something to say to her.' I get on and I see Chris's character and I'm like, 'Great, Chris is here.'"
Zyntro: "Have you read Lovecraft, luv?"
Tortoise: "Do you ever use a stick of butter as soap? Times are haaAaaArd."
Sly: Im gonna go to Canada and eat all your delicious money.
James: Let me kill the babies.
Doctor: I rate that pussy a zero.
Tortoise: "Why was he climbing the tree outside of his apartment in hell?"
Sleepy: "Shut the fuck up you fucking crypto-gook."
Doctor: "How did he have the fucking audacity to put water in his cereal?"
Darkfox: "It's the nigga flash."
Darkfox: "The horse pets you."
Sly (Happily): "AAHHHHH IT MEANS THEY FUCKED!..."
Sly (Seductively): "Ooooh like dicks?"

--- Future leaders of our world: ---

Steel: Sigh Women owning property.
Zyntro: Guys, why is there no gang violence in bikini bottom?
Tuna: I am like a building though.
Sly: They write books on the ones that are crazy.
Steel: I wanna go in the penis.
Tuna: You can go like, black people bowling.
Tuna: 1v1 me in my oatmeal.
Doctor: If I saw a genie in real life I'd beat him up.
Tortoie: Ah yes, jesus=true. Yes?
Darkfox: They are so poor and so black.
Tortoise: Its so funny when teachers die in the middle of class.
Greek: Napalm the DMZ.
Doctor: Chris sometimes when i poop i leave it in there and if i leave it there for too long sometimes they start to like become living organisms and shit
Radical: I'm doing a public service, I'm killing a homeless person.
TJ: "i wonder if the asshole will be a womb in the future""
Kleeds: "Why are you not a supporter of black strip clubs?"
TJ: "I mean, I'll join the fight against the browns.."
Tortoise's Grandma: "That's not right. You shouldn't treat a nigger differently because of his skin color."
Anon: "You can't rdm Hitler."
TJ: "If the Ottomans didn't exist the world would be so much better."
Tuna: "*Mumbling as he reads* CONDEMN ISRAELI ATTACK."
Kleeds: "I'm going to shoot up your house."
Lemon: "That's what violence does to kids. One moment you're stabbing a negro, the next moment you're suckin' 'em off."
Darkfox: "What if the shadow government is controlled by furries?"
TJ: "I've fallen victim to the java jew."
Radical: "BRING OUT THE GIMP" *GIMP computer program launches*
TJ: "How is it gay i'm RPing as a girl?"
TJ: "Why don't other countries just speak English?"
DarkFox: "Have you heard of the latest unarmed black man shooting?"

--- Dishonourable Mentions ---

Shain: [sic] Tortoise has one more point in intellegance than me
PainGuin: when my casual racist comment goes straight past kleed’s ears
I would have quotes here, but they were lost in the move.
"Mohmed's glove": you know
"Mohmed's glove": I romanticize the idea of fucking one of Tortoise's teachers
"Mohmed's glove": so he has to learn and obey orders from someone who I jizzed in.
Greek: These immigrants are ruining my economy.
Greek: Oh, the protestors are environmentalists! I'm sending the army.
Tuna: India needs to be cleared, so we can use for our own.
Sly161: Old Sport, good literacy reference.
Radical: Dude, imagine if I just started guzzling gallons of sperm. I'd be invincible. I'd have billions and billions of memories and no one could stop me.
Tuna: Literally Maryland shouldn't even exist.
Darkfox: Your brain is so small it can fit in your leg.
Krews: "What is weather? What is temper-ay-ture?"
Tortoise: "My mom is autistic and hot."
Tuna: "Propose to my 800 pound wife in Japanese."
Tortoise: "It's like the 40k version of Gadunka."
Doctor: "My dream is to cheat on a woman with a man."
Sly: "Lucario is the hottest one."
Tuna: "You're uncultured for not knowing [snot rockets]."
Dorkfox: "..suck my black cock

Quotes, Second Edition

TJ: "Ooooo~ massa you gunna make me squirt!~"
Lemons: "Mark Laidlaw was a false flag."
Tortoise: "What kind of horror world would it be if you walked outside and saw somebody hanging from McDonalds?"
Darkfox (angrily): "JUST GIVE ME GAY BABY!"
Kim: "I think every man should taste their cum at least once."
Kim: "... only if its fresh."
Tortoise: "Hello Master Boyardee, welcome to village meal."
Aiden: "I did NOT do 9/11. If I did, I wouldn't be alive; I would be in jail."
Lemon: "Why whack when you can blow?"
TJ: "i really just want to like become HUGE in the tranny community"
Sly: "The opposite of the prisoner's dilemma: the prisoner's DELIGHT."
Doctor: "If a black guy hits you up for a lot of weed, you're gunna get robbed. That's a fact."
Tortoise: "And they say 'castle doctrine' as they shoot down the US."
Darkfox: "Generally when people are allergic to things, they don't know what they're allergic to."
Lemon: "I was interested in her, then I heard her stance on the welfare state."
Lemon: "Nickelchan, we want to be a part of your harem~"
Tortoise: "We're talking about ricocheting semen projectiles killing you from the inside."
Sly: "Do you ever wonder why humanity never evolved past the AK-47? It's because it's the maximum gun."
Greek [on being asked to become gay]: "No, that's gay."
Steel: "Are the cannibals eating their own kind?!"
TJ: "These are the whitest black people you will ever meet. They love racism."
Tortoise: "The samurai monkey then combines with a swarm of bats to form the Batgod to defeat Lord Joker"
Greek: "As I poor this into my cocoa puffs, I cry."
Lemon: "Bruh is that imp giving you a blowjob?" Tuna: "Dude I can't stop or I'll die."
Warhawk: "What are they going to do, throw ebola at us?"
Lemon: "Anybody got some good mods for The Doom?"
Sly: "I'm the fish swimming by. Glub. He needs help."
Tortoise: "Beep boop faggot. Bonk."
Darkfox [on the topic of incest]: "Well in Star Wars Episode III..."
TJ: "I mean I'd fuck a dragon."
Darkfox: "Lynch blacks and not get lynched."
Greek: "At least yours is race based!"
Darkfox: "I am going to wipe out half of the minorities in the universe."
Kim: "BEAT UP JESUS! BEAT HIM UP!"
Greek: "Shootings are stupid; do bombings instead"
Darkfox: "Sweet, I get to command Gabriel Orangulos?"
Tortoise: "STOP TRYING TO SELL ME FUCKING BLENDERS!"
Lemon: "I should have looked into your eyes when I finished."
Kim: "What if Squidward went to New Vegas?"
Darkfox: "As we all know, only blacks eat fried chicken."
Kim [to tortoise]: "I would hatefuck you so hard."
Tortoise: "TESTICLEES! THIS IS A PRESCHOOL!"
Sleepy: "He's my man, now."
Greek: "There's fear in my eyes."
Tortoise: "They're playing anime on the big screen."
Sleepy: "tfw you rubberband off the golden gate bridge"
Darkfox: Go suck off someone
Greek, in response: I will!
Tortoise: What was that noise? HUUUUUUUEEEGH
James: Then I whip it out and say, "You have work to do."
Lemon: "How much damage does dynamite do? Oh, its C=5(vDP+2), duh."
Greek: "No one is going to play an ORK in my game, that's ridiculous."
Darkfox: "I would've been here sooner, but my mom had to finish a candy crush game."
Darkfox: "I'm gonna pull this out of my butt."
Doctor: "Am I the crack whore?"
Doctor: "You never know who the crack whore is these days."
Multi-Kill: "THEY CALL ME TWINKLE TOES, TORTOISE!"
Sly: "You believe in the dice god? I believe in no Gods; I am nihilistic. No Gods, no kings, only dice."
Tortoise on having his imaginary army challenged: "DON'T START THIS!"
Lemon: "Dude, I fucking love Megamind."
Darkfox: "Oh no... I'm the black guy?"
Darkfox: "They have the quake!"
Sly: "What if megamind streamed fortnite on twitch and he used his brain powers to destroy the brains of the other players?"
Lemon: "Captain Nickel commands his fleet of anime girls."
Greek, in response: "Dude, could you imagine?"
James: "We're not those kinds of mexicans. >:^( "
Lemon: "You don't find thiccness like that on little girls, those are child bearing hips."
Greek: "Oh my gosh, the pope did it again!"
Kim: "In my culture we circumcise the nipples of the males."
Tortoise: "You like jews?"
Tortoise, in response: "NO I DON'T!"
Kim: "Look at those robot feet."
Darkfox [invoking testiclees]: "BBC NEWS! THIS IS A PLAYGROUND!"
Darkfox: "I would love to be the black guy, but..."
Greek: "You brought toilet paper? But I already have napkins!"
Shain in SS13: *Josh Freeman shoves their dick deep into Josh Freeman's mouth*
Greek: "You have to understand the anime artstyle they're going for."
Shain: "Stop punching me or I'll lick your anus."
Lemon: "Brother why have you not shown me your penis?
Krews: "They shot at me because they thought I was a zombie, but I was just black."
Kim: "Hey poop my diaper!"
James: "You can't forget the black figure of crime."
Tortoise: "They wouldn't know that you're a memer!"
Shain: "Martinez... just like penis."
Chris: "Greek, if it's a fairy I'm probably gunna eat it."
Tortoise: "What would you do if the rats came up to you and said, 'I have come to destroy you.' They fire their rat flamethrower at you; it's a solid stream of rats."
Paralyzed: "The cat in the hat is bloodlusted."
Greek: "It comes to a point where there's not enough surface area on the cat in the hat for the gorillas to make a difference."
Greek: "You have to establish your dominance by cementing your link with Killslick."
Darkfox: "I really hate cops."
Sleepy: "In middle school I was an avid drinker of the water fountains."
Anthony: "I think Aidan died at the bowling alley."
Anthony: "I'll just ram him with my forehead and then he'll die; it's like my ult."
Darkfox: "I don't trust nigerians"
James: "I'm never wrong about heroes of the storm."
Anothony: "This nigger won't buy my weed!"
Sleepy: "Drake would be a pristine slave."
Darkfox: "You may win this time, krabs. But shia kazing."
Greek: "James Mattis, in this scenario, would have his soul bound to Trump."
Sleepy: "By defintion, I don't need consent to rape your pet dog."
Sleepy: "Keep this under wraps guys, but... I'm Shadman."
Taco: "I just going to say something but I hate god, god is great."
Kim: "When World War II happens, we're going to die."
Tuna: "I don't like that you do the dube."
Doctor: When Benjamin Franklin built the transistor by hand, he knew what would happen. He said, "Two gay niggas on GTA 5 are gonna grind on eachother"
Doctor: I show no mercy to retards.
Doctor: I believe in racism.
Kim: If I hear one more schnappi, it's gonna be a meleinium
Darkfox: "Blaze is actually Hitler."
Multi-Kill: "I LOVE being blacked."
Multi-Kill: "You'd kill at LEAST two babies."
Lemon, angrily: "I love the gooks and all they produce."
Multi-Kill: "You know what fuck white people."-
Multi-kill: "One day ill be blacker than any nigger on the map."

Quotes, Third Edition

Tuna: "Just bodyslam scoobydoo and he'll die."
Darkfox: "90% of black people appreciate rap, the same do not appreciate good music."
Sly: "So you're fighting the mystery crew, right."
Sleepy: "It just says: I'm fucking your wife AND I'm a warlock."
Lemon: "We don't follow the one drop rule."
Sly: "My name's lemon, I cook. Fuck you; order pizza."
Multi-Kill: "Want to see a close up? /me Spreads his cheecks."
Ezio: "Being in TS with someone who isn't using Push to Talk is the darksouls of VOIP."
Sleepy: "Black people are... like the Pandarin of real life."
Greek: This is a trap remix, this is not what I asked for.
Greek: "With a single sip of his coffee cup, he mind controlled the entire population of a city."
Sly: "You want a real Sly quote?" *Blows bubbles*
Sleepy: "Gets anal. Dies. Alright."
Lemon: "Our baseball bats will not kill pyramid head."
Kim: "Did you hear who they announced for smash? Kasrkin Inquisitor; Leman Russ Orangulos."
Darkfox: "I am always right!"
James: "I read you like a gook."
Kim: "Yeah, get fucked dogs~!"
Chris: "Warcraft III is better than outside."
Greek, to Durazo: "That's not even food, those are razor blades!"
Doctor: "Criss-cross-apple-sauce? Now kids are like, criss-cross-iPad."
Greek: "If Jesus Christ is bloodlusted..."
Darkfox: "The holocaust was epic!"
Multi-Kill: "I the white boy give up to the BBC."
Tortoise, invoking JFK: "Jackie! My brain looks like clam chowdah!"
Tortoise: "Mama mia, I love-a-de Fortnight™!"
Chris: "What if there was a troll in t-51b power armor? Would you main that?"
James: "Women love Rick and Morty."
Chris: "Yes! I am going to kill a little girl to get out of here! No question!"
Multi-Kill: "If I were a girl, I woud love Steve."
Sleepy: "Middleschool girls were so fucking hot"
Lemon: "Dumbass bear spec!"
James: "I don't group with warriors and I don't group with Brazilians."
Greek: "If white people can't say [nigger] then black people can't use electicity."
Tortoise: "Is this Star Wars? Am I a droid? Are you autistic?"
Tortoise: "What would the reaction be? Would Blizzard be shot?"
James: "Let's kill some cops!"
Ezio: "I just wanna suck some good dick."
Darkfox: "The left is literally satanist at this point."
Darkfox: "Oh no, not the traps!"
Zyntro: "It's darkfox's brother. I'm a trap."
Chris: "Zyntro, let's go throw money at a titty streamer."
Darkfox: "Graphite is the real reason why the North won the war."
Lemon: "I can't tell if that is a futa with a big dick or just a penis."
Darkfox: "'I was immitating a man!' Now that's a quote."
Sleepy: "Yknow now that I think about it, brunch IS for fags!
Tortoise: "Chain me up daddy!"
Sleepy: "Mama mia, meatball jesus; have good day."
Sleepy: "I feel like you just challenged [Ezio's rabbi] to Mak'gora and killed him."
Lemon: "Why would black people care about smelling bad?"
Darkfox: "Did you hear that? It's so rock hard!"
Lemon: "Another gay quote that's not me!"
Chris: "You get an e-mail from Smash[mouth]. Two words: you're in"
James: "How would you feel if you woke up and your god was dead?"
Darkfox: "Are you telling me that you don't [shoot minorities at night]?"
Greek: "~Keep~ making those lewd noises; imagine Woodrow Wilson rubbing your toe with the treaty of Versailles."
Kim: "Why do they call it rape alley?"
Chris: "I'd hate to be mugged in rape alley."
Radical: "Who came first? The peanut butter or the blacks?"
Lemon: "... And what are they used for? Raids!"
Greek, in response: "And what do I sniff out of the can? Raid!"
Rob: "When I'm with a bad bitch, I'm just like 'bionicles' and SPLOOSH: everywhere"
Kim: "Can you foot toss the dough?"
Sleepy: " I am part of the Otaku Hidiyaki Blakui Clan, so don't mess with me guy."
Sleepy: "Well first of all, this Occultist isn't a chad because he is black."
Kim: "Can you foot toss the dough?"
TJ: "If i'm as good as jerking off myself as I am with other people, I can make a pretty good living."
Kim: "Can you foot toss the dough?"
Ezio: "They are also-- and I say this in a literal manner-- stupid niggers."
Darkfox: "I need you to tell me if this person is a trap or not."
Chris: "Fancy some dick and balls?!"
Zyntro: "Yes, I wanna be a star. Starts snorting cocaine on dick."
Zyntro: "I like dirty feet, ones with alot of miles."
Zyntro: "Greek, do you want to ride my bang-bus?"
Chris: "Dude, I wish I was a girl..."
Darkfox: "I wipe my butt with bleach."
Sly: "You did crack, Lemon. Woah man, you just did crocodile. I like vaping crocodil- krokodil."
Zyntro: "They got a baaaaad bitch up there. Finna SLAP that ass."
Zyntro: "I remember when I was six or seven, I wanted to be a nigger. Then they changed me."
Sleepy: "I am an assman at heart."
Lemon: "What's the indulgence of rape?"
Darkfox: "Ha! How does it feel knowing your thoughts and emotions are dictated by fake news?"
Warhawk: "You can't see Alexstraza's belly button; this game sucks."
Darkfox: "You can do something racist without being racist."
James: "You know Jesus Christ was rude"
Sleepy: "Nothing says video games like going out and getting a vasectomy because my wife told me too as she fucks a black guy behind my back. Then I go home to get a drink of soylent from my fridge and play Skyrim on the Switch."
Chris: "I don't think the N word is a buzz word, darkfox"
Taco: "Remember our INBREEDING?"
Taco: "When my professor talks I say, 'nice cutscene.'"
Killslick: "young ddos ? ok well removed. bye"
James: "Johnny Test rule34-- oh sorry, I meant to say that to my phone."
Multi-kill: "Chris you're not the one who goes under his table."
Multi-kill: "Yeah, i'll definitely beat up a old man."
Tortoise: "Do you think somebody's last thought was ever Minecraft?"
Multi-kill: "Take me here Tyrone. *In deeper voice* Take it white bitch."
Darkfox: "I hate diversity."
Kim Jong-un "I wonder if theirs a emote to make my emoji pregnant."
Steel: "Uh oh... I think this kid's retarded."
Lemon: "I am more far right than the nazis."
Ezio: "Oh god I love molesting children..."
Steel: "ERPing in my bed?"
Ezio: "God, I love sucking on fat jewish cock."
Lemon: "He has a huge penis chris, that's a fact, and that's not cute."
Greek: "Information doesn't matter."
Tortoise: "This is like racebaiting for quotes."
Greek: "Chris, he creampied a monkey..."
Multi-kill: "And thats the day I became a furry."
Zyntro: "Lemon, I want the Millers to shoot me."
Zyntro: *In a girlISH voicechanger* "Ooh where's lemon? I want to play with his beard like my daddy."
Zyntro: "I am a jew... and... if you make fun of me... you make fun of the holocost."
Radical: "Imagine being a gook on heorin and seeing a flamethrower."
TJ: "I AM rape-valley!"
Rob: "Ima suck their dicks till they cum."
Rob: "You ever want to suck George Washington's cock?"
Rob: "God, I fucking love cum..."
Taco: "i go to the barber and ask for the danger close"
Sleepy: "Pears are the debug versions of apples."
Ezio: "Darkfox is a jew. Unironically!... but he isn't a smart jew, either!"
Multi-Kill: "If you get [gay porn] from a friend, it's not gay."
Darkfox: "That's how I got to sleep I continuously hit the sack."
Greek: "Do you know what the side effects would be if you douched your asshole for 3 hours?"

Quotes, Fourth Edition

Greek: "That man can literally develop shit and i'd buy it."
James: "When radical says [nigger] it sounds charismatic."
Zyntro: "My name is more redpilled than yours."
Sleepy: "Three strikes, a seizure, and you're out of here!"
Ezio: "I love raping black women. That's what I would say if I were a black man."
Greek: "Durazo, did you just shit next to me?"
Greek: "Durazo, tell me about lolis."
Ezio: "I think Durazo might be DrPepper10."
Tortoise: "How does it take for a spider to starve?"
Tortoise: "I'M FISTBUMPIN'! I'M FISTBUMPIN' CAUSE WE'RE REPRESENTED BY GAMERS. LIKE SHELDON."
Greek: "The comedy powerhouse!"
Greek: "You know what a great job would be?"
Lemon: "What?"
Greek: "Destabilizing countries."
Radical: "If you can't grope, what's the point?"
Tortoise: "It's not like somebody's going to beat you in the chest until you get knocked out. That's called death."
Ezio: "Oh yeah, that's right: I converted to Judaism."
Ezio: "But did the one on top have a big, meaty horsepenis?"
Darkfox: "Make it legal to shoot kids."
Paralyzed: "What if they made mouse traps for elephants?"
Darkfox:" Hey its me the BBC."\
Multi-kill: "Grandma i'm going to take you downtown, winkyface."
Greek: "We flex on scurvy"
Greek, in a Texan accent: "Are you implying that you have an ass."
Sleepy: "God is my waifu"
Tacoburger: "You want to rape me then add me on steam."
Greek, angrily: "The old testament, Chris."
Tortoise: "WHY DOES CHILD PORN HAVE TO BE ILLEGAL?!"
Multi-kill: "I like my women retarded."
Chris: "Then I accidentally joined the IRA."
Mikhail: "I would have gotten SO molested as a kid."
Chris: "I'd definitely want him to be killable so I can kill myself."
Lemon: Pull that lever, daddy!
TJ: I don't have any money... I spent it all on Fallout 76.
Darkfox: When ISN'T Shock Therapy the answer?
Ezio: Killing jews is a civil obligation.
Tortoise: "Do a billion people even have the internet?"
Ezio: "Is this what you were like before you found out the jews did 9/11?"
Greek: "Listen, I watched Hitler."
James: I am going to dab on your funeral.
Sly: "How did the Republicans avoid the fog then?"
Sly: "It fuels me. I like to imagine him chasing me, trying to steal my Christmas."
Darkfox: "well, Chris are you gonna whip it out?"
Lemon: "This is a waste of time. I'm going straight to the source: furaffinity.com".
Sly: "That was supposed to be an argument."
Lemon: "Oh, thats an anime avatar, Heh you're next faggot."
Darkfox: "How many missiles does an SRM-6 fire?"
James: "It's not media, it's a show."
Tortoise: "What if at the very end he stuck his dick into the ice cream?"
Greek, being asked of his date, "I won."
James: "I'LL EAT THE BABIES!"
Darkfox: "Best part of the building is when the building collapses and they get slaughtered."

Quotes, Fifth Edition

They'll also be added to the teamspeak
Lemon: "That's the kicker: it's a boy nipple. That means it's safe for work."
Steel: "Mapping is like being a god"
Sleepy: "Just a hoard of blood elf women putting their feet in my face."
Multi-Kill, proudly: "I browse /pol/."
Greek: "How can you suggest that gorillas fucking females is cool?"
TJ: "That isn't gay though, it's cool!"
Tortoise: "What's that movie, Christmas Train?"
Greek: "You mean Polar Express?"
Tortoise: "That's the funniest I've ever laughed."
Tortoise: "It is the right of the accused to not go to jail."
Sleepy: "So I went into google and typed, 'doctor beep machine'"
Zyntro: "Lemon I heard you can speak python, can you speak to me?"
Zyntro: "I'm fluent in BBC"
Steel: "Guys just want some good 'ol bangin' sex."
Sly: "DARKFOX, I'M THE MEDIA! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! Time for the smear campaign."
Darkfox: "I'm just saying... the only way people in tents could have survived against seven other countries that hate their guts is by divine means."
Lemon: "Darkfox, did you just unironically say, 'God chose them'?"
Darkfox: *giggling* "I was reading a joke about Nancy Pelosi."
Multi-Kill: "How'd I get lost in my own tunnel? It's a straight line!"
Multi-Kill: *In a soft voice* "Dad what are you doing here?" *In a deeper voice, "Son welcome to furry con."
Zyntro, as Styrone: "Shut up Italian ass. I bet you had spahgetti for Thanksgiving."
Zyntro using a female voice coder: "Can darkfox tiktok? Can he dab on a nigger?"
Darkfox: "I'm the lightning, you're the cheese grater, let's do this."
Zyntro: "Grug see nigger. Grug kill nigger with stone."
Lermon: "Is horsecock really that good, darkfox?"
Darkfox: "Yes, it is!"
Darkfox: "Burning books is, in fact, the best pasttime."
Zyntro: "We need somebody here we can pick on. Not Darkfox, I'm tired of him."
Ezio: "First of all, you're never past, 'don't rape her.'"
Greek: "I wouldn't do what I'm doing."
Zyntro: "Lemon, come to Trenton. I'll show you the nigger ghetto."
Darkfox: "I've got to channel the power of the anime."
Zyntro: "I want to go to jail for embezzlement."
Tortoise: "I'M CHEATING! I'M CHEATING! I'M CHEATING IN THE DUEL! SLEEEEEEPYYYYYYYYY!" *banned*
Tortoise: "You're rich, but you can't stop these fists. Whoopssh. Whoopsssh."
Greek: "Chris tell me you wouldn't eat a pair of socks."
Zyntro: "I feel like a CP in real life."
Tortoise: "The will to kill yourself is strong. That's good enough."
Multikill: "Take it like you want, Daddy."
Sly: "That guy looks like reddit."
Darkfox: "It doesn't matter who braps first, it matters who braps last." *user banned from server*
Sly: "NO! FEEL BAD FOR HIM!"
Darkfox: "Ching chong, bing bong, fuck you chinese people"
Greek: "They're all tasteful lolis."
James: "Usually if it's something gay, it's Sly or Lemon."
TJ: "You're not good at keeping your virginity, now are you?"
Greek: "Tortoise, I understand that you're a 14 year old shockjock in the making, but why would you say that?"
Darkfox: "Sorcerers are literally like the jews during WW2."
beta: "You're a cute girl. Im gonna... buy you a game."
Kim: "Okay, let's google duck rape."
Darkfox: "The average consumer is yes, a dumb goyim."
Zyntro: "Greek, I want to go on a navy date with you!"
Tortoise: "Did I tell you about my nipples getting roasted and toasted?"
Kim: "Zyntro, be Canadian with me."
Zyntro: "Okay, let's do this."
Kim: "You gotta bite into the sweet, Paki nectar."
Multikill: "I shot into the crowd ONE TIME."
James: "That'd be really funny. TJ, you should [declare bankruptcy]"
TJ: "Well you know when my toenails are really long, (because I get extra cheese), ..."
Aidan: "Vietnam is a nigger."
Greek: "Froggies engaged."
Paralyzed: "Flooding time to go there."
Multikill: "Or you could not."
Greek: "Okay, that's a good argument."
Lemon:"Dude, I LOVE fashwave!"
Multikill: "I wish I had stats in real life"
Multikill: "If you want me to dress up like a fag, I'll do it."
Lemon: "The penis guy is unbeatable."
Darkfox: "Kim is the objective jew."
Greek: "Oh no. Did you just link furry porn on my day off?"
Chris: "Can someone quote Ezio? About how... Playing Mount and Blade/ Blade & Sourcery while having sex with a black bull?"
Greek: "Heh, sorry! There's no 'game 2' in the anime, just the shadow realm! 8) "
James:" Kim, this monkey is a god."
Multikill: "Lemon is a cute girl."
Radical: "DA FLAG YERROW RIKE OUR SKIN"
Radical: "Mongoloids need to be taught."
Tortoise: "Anthony shit on my floor."
Tortoise: "Chris, I'm lying."
Tortoise: "You don't pre-order a fucking meal, you fucking gamer!"
Lemon: "What did it mean by this? Am I too alt right?"
Multikill: "Lemon's a cute girl. I didn't say that! Yeah, I did."
Multikill: *In a squidward voice* "Weasley I see you haven't been polishing my nuts"
Kim: "I want to get into orcs"
Greek: "When don't you need to kill some kids?"
Paralyzed: "Y'know that Malala girl she went to my school, she died."
James: "The Jews did this..."
TJ: "I don't abide by those nigger rules, man."
Chris: "What if it's MY sperm in the robot, Greek?"
ParalyzedTortoise: "This is one on one movie night, we're holding hands."
Sly: "Stop it. You always message me: Shut up."
James: "It was supposed to be epic!" *banned*
TJ: "There are so many more things you could have done to make this an even more epic pwn."
Sleepy: "You've never been to [PF Chang's]? Yeah, you're probably better off."
Paralyzed: "Chris, you know Kimbo-Slice? The black people are in the back performing a ritual to revive him. He's like 12 feet tall and he's taller than the paladins, what do you do?"
Sleepy: "In the grim darkness of neo-johannesburg, weed farmers are attacked by cyber-africans."
Tortoise: "He could make hitler huge."
Lemon: "Yeah, my peanis weanis of course."
TJ: "Online, you have a gamer persona."
Sleepy: "We all had our reallife player models."
TJ: "Did you just steal my crayons? Raped."
Kim: "After you've eaten your nom noms and browsed reddit, come check trello for your goals."
Greek: "OBVIOUSLY, you have not tried the right feces."
Tacoburger: [Singing Sicko Mode]
Lemon: "James, in your next Warcraft 3 map can you make an Orc Mommy..."
Kim: "He's the joker!"
Taco: "What's his joke?"
Rob: "Oh no... They're going to Zyntro's camel slaughter hard drive!"
Rob: "That's the last time I trust a fart"
Taco: "Either a little kid, woman or gay."
Coastguard: "Who is this german fucking nigger? Is he in teamspeak? I pointed a gun at him and doesn't fucking leave *BASHES HAND ON TABLE* FUCK THIS nigger."
Based Durazo: "So how's life?"
Greek: "Pretty low because I'm on HL2."
Dandy: "Milk bones are okay; I mean if I had to, I'd eat milk bones."
Lemon: "Fight me with WORDS faggot"
Rob: "Alright, ban McGraw."
McGraw on Dave Brown's porn: "*screaming laughing* I didn't hold the camera. I wasn't the producer. I'm just a fan, man! I'm just a fan!"

Quotes, Sixth Edition

McGraw: "You could be making love to John Connor..."
Radical: "Just help yorself to some uh, fifth harvest down there okay?"
McGraw: "This doctor raped a woman in a coma..."
Sleepy, in response: "Dude, why would you rape someone while they're AFK?"
James: "Catalyst gaming, I accept your surrender."
Greek: "Ezio, you wish your parents died in Palestine."
Sharkguy: "I'm Johnny Cash, and this is my Ring of Fire remix by Queen."
Tortoise: "The way you said 'pants' was very authentic."
Li-Ming: "Why the fuck I'd say some gay ass shit like that?"
Multi-Kill: "I would take his ass, rip it open, and eat that."
Rob: "Oh my God, I'm going to have to pee on the ground."
TJ: "Oops my sister is my new wife."
Tacoburger: "Is your citizen a MILF, James?"
Tortoise: "Something that Ezio would say about jews, he would say about gay people."
Tortoise: "Unless you train in the anti-chimp matrial arts you can't take one."
Tortoise: "You should have shown [your coworker] your CID"
Tortoise: "I'm high on roleplay."
Multi-kill: "Yeah moldy bread taste kind of gross"
Multi-kill: "Woo-hoo chadthunder cock, I wanna ride that."
2-Face: "He just wanted to help the city and rape people."
Tuna: "What do you mean? I'm a troop..."
2-Face: "You can't be not gay and survive."
Rob: "I will literally shit a chicken if you made me read that."
Sleepy: "They literally added microtransactions to Christianity."
Greek: "We got to keep [the blacks] down, Chris."
Greek: "I am the Lorax! I bend the trees to my will!"
2-Face: "I get really into roleplay like I rape victims."
Darkfox: "if you're not hispanic, you're white!"
Taco: "Can I take my sister as a concubine?"
Greek: "You can but I wouldn't recommend it."
TJ: "I eat in my truck so I can watch gay porn and shit."
Greek: "tfw no first lady mommy gf"
Chris: "Whyteboi, get out of there! Run whyteboi, run!"
James: "Narcotics is fine! Narcotics is fine..."
Greek: "Actually she's 15, thank-you. I organized the marriage before I became Jewish."
Greek: "If there were mushroom clouds in the heartland of china, it would be a better world."
Kim: "This is what I like.. penis."
Taco: "I knew the gay would get [Darkfox] one day."
James: "Man, I really want some any liquid, I'm so thirsty."
Rob: "He was my father, except he was abusive and made me do a lot of exercise."
Tortoise: "Greek, the NAP is a fickle thing..."
Darkfox: "That's the real reason the Nazi's lost, too many greased up stairways."
Rob: "I'm gunna come in his cereal..."
Sleepy: "What position do you take when masturbating? ... I take the victory position."
Sleepy: "I would only put a woman on a leash if they desire it... I'd hope they would."
Greek: "I had another inbred kid, but that one was quick and NOT inbred."
Lemon: "When I said Black Crusade, this is not what I had in mind."
Tortoise: "Say nigger, but not racist though. Say it like its their name."
Greek: "Africans are so fucking broken."
Doctor: "Ever since 8th grade, my niggometer has been off the charts. It's just been downhill from there."
Tortoise: "You work at Stupid R Us."
Tortoise: "Why is crucifixon such a funny way to kill things?"
Tortoise: "You can't say that if you killed an alien it wouldn't go to the supreme court."
Chris: (sadly) "If aliens came to Earth, they'd have rights."
Doctor: "If you go to prison and become gay, you don't become straight when you leave."
Doctor: "These [NYPD officers] are in District 1..."
Greek: "I think I impregnated a horse."
Tortoise: "Use two words to describe yourself: Based and Redpilled."
Greek: "Just because he's sentient doesn't mean he has rights!"
Taco: In a chinese accent: "No one talk about nine eleven before nine eleven."
Sleepy: "Amendment 30: Fuck your sister. Yeah."
Sleepy, in an Asian accent: "Chahrie brown I know you do pearl harbor. Step on my pungie sticks, you wont."
Greek: "Harrold is this block of concrete we found on the floor outside."
James: "If you get punched really hard you'll probably poop."
Zyntro: *In loli voice* "Uh.. TJ? I'm looking for a chad to fill me up."
Taco: "Black people exist! There's no pill for those!"
cream express: I enjoy my cucky-wucky lifestyle.
Kim: "I'd sooner cut my own balls off than mute James Williams."
Doctor: "You're going into mommy-mode now...?"
Multi-Kill: "Bink, bink, bink! That's my diamond armor in Minecraft."
Greek: "So you want a rusty bullet hole in your Trayvon Martin daikimakura?"
Sly: "We are now a puppet state. We've been fighting for the aliens for hundreds of years."
Greek: "... 2003's Iraq soldiers with humvees shooting down crucified aliens; and they're bored of it."
Greek: "Jesus liberated from the cross."
TJ: "Even at the gym I'd suck your dick."
Taco: "You're making fun of yourself, Krews. That's your culture. That was your daddy!"
Darkfox: ""I offically fucked your slave market.""
Tuna: "You've got to see the honkers on my wood elf"
Darkfox: "Come and FIST me..."
Zyntro: "I'd rather hang aliens with my black brothers."
ParalyzedTortoise: "He has LAN in his name, so you know he's a gamer."
Greek: "Then I realized there was more foot to it..."
Tortoise: "YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE RIGHT WING ELVES and then I tell them, 'I pwn libtards' and everybody claps."
Sleepy: "C'mon! I was the big evil guy? I killed your family?"
Chris: "My mind is a memory"
Steel:"Use the force to go up and down on his dick"
Sleepy: "i'd sooner give rights to chimps than women.'
Darkfox: "It's for giving other people your banana."
Chirs: "Got to keep it in the teamspeak..."
Tortoise: "You see individual sperms grow to the size of house cats. They start running around."
Paralyzed: "If it can kill the son of god, it can kill a alien."
Tortoise: "You know what God told me? Join Movie Battles 2 servers and lame."
Tortoise: "Darkfox is so strong that he watches [Goblin Slayer] with his friends and masturbates to it. He's like , 'Yeah, what are you going to do about it, bitch?'"
Tortoise, in Palaptine's voice: "Riiiiiiise, Darth Scout from TF2™...."
Radical (as Darkfox): Well I am a dumb nigger after all.
Greek: "I wasn't at Nuremburg; I wasn't there for the trials."
Zyntro: "Thank you god for chemotherapy and not the doctors."
Cunning: "Why do we bother worrying about civillian casualties?"
Sly: "Why don't we have units that can run really fast in the US army?"
Multi-Kill#401: "Oooh! Your moustache tickles me, Hitler!"
James: "I want to go on the King Kong ride where he twists your nipples."
Multi-Kill#401: "Cup the balls, work the shaft, Mortal!"
Lemon: "If I see someone with a pan I'm legitimately afraid because I know they mean business."
Darkfox: "I dislike it because it has black people in it."
Sleepy: "Theres nothing wrong with smoking weed, except that God hates you."
Tortoise: "I have to vote for Trump in 2020, I can't die yet!"
sleepy: "Homie do you want some of this thicc marge ass?"
Shain: "I don't need antideppressants, I have weed."

Quotes, Seventh Edition

Chris: "Cunning, would you actually play this [porn game]?"
Cunning: "N-no."
Sly: "Hey guys, welcome to my castle. My name's Count..... Drooku...."
Greek: "[Nigger Simulator] is my best selling game since Deus Ex: Invisible War"
Darkfox: "I have no point, I just wanted to point that out."
Tortoise: "We are gamer-speculators manipulating the market."
Multi-kill: "Mister and Misses Halo, your son... John is finishing this fight."
Lemon: "If anyone is winning this game, it's Allah."
Sleepy: "Did [Darkfox] just say that blacks are the worst race in the galaxy?"
Darkfox: "You imply there is any innocence among the sand people." (Moments before boarding a plane to Saudi Arabia.)
Sly: "What if you went to esports and they were playing [HD Poker™]?"
James: "Just.. getting into people's kitchens then plowing their wives."
Multi-Kill: "Well Sly, I can't wait to build my new Lego set."
Cunning: "Imagine how tight a Hemorrhoid asshole is...."
James: "Darkfox... Let me see your TRP."
Multikill: "He took the fun out of nigger..."
Multikill: "And that's how you became an incel, Chris."
Radical: "It's really good though; it's a really good fursuit."
Zyntro: "My girlfriend is a scamp from Morrowind."
Sly: "You evuh heard a veal Tony? Yeah... I'm gunna do that tuh you."
Multi-kill:"You forgot Chris, I am both a incel and a CUCK."
Sly: "Chris, I'm already the chimp..."
Zyntro: "I got made fun of by a bunch of uncircumcised guys for being cut."
Multikill: "Bro, can I be real? The Winx was the first time I looked up porn."
Zyntro: "I wish I was the fat kid that stopped the school shooter."
TJ: "We can not defeat Club Penguin."
Multikill: "It must suck being more retarded than I am."
Shain: "I'VE BEEN IMPRISONED!!!! Oh wait... I'm just looking at a wall."
James: "Darkfox, I just SEDUCED another man.."
James: "Have sex with a monkey, incel."
Muhmud: "XXXTentacion is the reincarnation of MLK Jr"
Tortoise: "I'm hungry for poop and these men are in high supply."
Darkfox: "Listen, I have like 20 folders of PAWG on my desktop..."
Greek: "Holy shit I want to fuck a dog."
Darkfox: "I only talk about anime twice a day."
TJ: "Like a tittyfuck with your balls."
Multi-Kill#401: "You have shit on your mind right now."
TJ: "I'm what the government should be. I defend us against foreign threats and that's it."
Tortoise: "He's fillibustering E3"
Sleepy: "Rei looks cuter as a lego person."
TJ: "WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE THAT I'M RACIST?"
Chris: "That's a healthy racist; it's good to be a little bit racist."
TJ: "Bring Aidan. He'll jumpscare somebody."
Greek: "I clicked some clickbait today."
Sly: "Woah, woah. I didn't know you had feet under those boots."
TJ: "Theres mexicans at my work that I can choke slam because they're so small."
Tortoise: "This is kingdom of hearts but for white gamers."
Greek: "This went on for five more Chiefs."
Steel: "Haha, I'm a furry"
Tortoise: "Yeah, let's do that. Wait, what does that mean?"
Tortoise: "You're just dabbing in the darkness?"
Cunning: "Eww! Black!"
Taco: "I wish I was retarded. I wish I was autistic."
Krews: "You're chimp and banana peelled."
Tortoise: "He's a nigger in gamer's clothing."
Krews: "Not those feet."
Sly: "They're gangster bigfoots."
Darkfox: "Yeah, well you can watch bad anime or you can watch SJW garbage like Game of Thrones™"
Kim: "You know we do look kinda muslim"
Chris: "Heroin is pretty good too, you know."
Chris: "That was a good propkill..."
Lemon: "I don't hate black people, I hate women. I'm a incel."
Kim: "Sometimes you don't need a fuck. Sometimes you need to be drained."
Multi-kill:"I saved the embryos of the chimps and implanted them in my ass."
Tacoburger, to tortoise: "Why would you fund a website and not use it?"
Tortoise, in response: "Because i'm retarded."
Sleepy: "twin dimmadomes"
Kim: "How does a dog get that horny?"
James: "The meek shall inherit the roleplay."
Greek: "Spoiled again by super-liberal Nickel."
Multi-Kill: "You shouldn't have smirked, I saw it through the screen."
Taco: "God, this porn game is insane..."
Multi-kill: "AWOOOOGA! AWOOOOOGA! TAKE A LOOK AT THOSE KNOCKERS! HUMANAHUMANAHUMANA!"
Greek: "We can go hang out at a supermarket like Ikea."
Doctor: "It's like your falling through the toilet."
Darkfox: "I get that its endless but how do we win?"
Cunning: "Man, I love farting. Don't you, Beta?"
Lemon: "You know damn well that a black woman complaining about slavery on twitter is not relevant to the horde being enslaved in WoW."
Multi-kill: "Bros, it's like my lo-fi hip-hop outside! It's raining so hard!"
Rob: "This alien pussy got me stupid, you're going to have to fight me for it."
Chris: "Are theese... Serious roleplayers...?"
Beta: "Oh big deal, you have to worry about cookie clicker? I have to worry about paying off my college debt."
Krews: "Everybody gansta until the class action lawsuit"
Tortoise: "If racism were a virtue, I'd be a saint."
Darkfox: *Laughing* "I don't think the MCU is meant for children."
Darkfox: "Only 40%?"
Lemon: "The vacuum is too kind a fate for these niggers."
TJ: "Yeah."
Radical "I never thought I hear you say that, i' m going to quote you."
Radical: "Ready to do some 3s?"
Tortoise: "Your racism will not go unnoticed... or unappreicated!"
Tortoise: "I'm gonna be completely honest, I think that at the end of the day you have view for a server based around a nigger ghetto setting and this genetic inferiority disaster. I myself and the rest of my staff are generally against it, and I don't feel comfortable asking you to drop it, honestly I feel bad for dragging you along to this degree. It was always at the back of my mind that we'd end up reaching the 3/5ths compromise, but I thought we would work passed it. I was willing to run with it honestly, but at this point I have other coders that are willing to do the same thing but their ultimatum is to /not/ have the slavery thing. And too many people are against it on my end. Our vision for the county is quite different, and I don't want to fight about it, I even ran a poll just to make sure."
Kim: i need that gmod boipussy
Doctor: "I can't hear you over the sound of all you Oregon-trail ass states being inbred."
Kim: "Behind one door: certain death. Behind the other: Darkfox's links. Make your choice."
Darkfox: "It doesn't take three hours, it takes two! There's a difference!"
Multi-Kill: "How do they clip it off? Poop scissors?"
Cunning: "I am alive, and therefore I am not black."
Cunning: "Give me my incel license back."
Kim: "I hate Yoda for being Turkish."
LandDownUnder: "I got a 12 year old girl to draw it for me."
Tortoise: "What would a baby matoran look like nailed to a cross?"
Multi-Kill: "There's no such thing as black men, that's why i say nigger. No repercussions!"
Greek: "You are NOT going to be the Hokage of Boingo..."
Taco: "Dude, women in networking? That's so hot."
Taco: "So many noobs these days. Gamer can't catch a break!"
Lemon: "Boston Market is kino."

Quotes, Eighth Edition

Multi-Kill: "Ahhh! I have been pk'd! Avenge me!"
Also Multi-Kill: "I will, brother." *leaves server*
Greek: "Actually, if you look at the scoreboard, Union is Kang."
Greek: "I'm not sponsoring a group losing that bad to a team called 'uwu'."
Doctor: "I'm mister Ex from the Deus Ex series."
Rob: "I'm gunna interupt their roleplay, just like you instructed."
Rob: "Please do not court marshall me for fucking my dog."
Doctor: "When i'm ready, im going to go to zoo and earn my way to heaven."
Kim: "Let's see Paul Allen's cock ... The tasteful thickness. Subtle offwhite coloring. My god, it's even leaking precum."
James: "Very nice."
Tortoise: "I, as autism lich king, declare that multi-kill needs to tone down his autism, lest it unbalance the force-- I mean autism."
Multi-Kill:" I love discord! I think I'm gunna begin HRT..."
Multi-Kill: "Everytime you defeat me in an argument, my IQ lowers. Which makes me more dangerous.
Chris: "We're rich where it counts: HD poker."
Tortoise: "The n-word is a common occurence here. It's like saying hello."
Darkfox: "Antisemitism doesn't exist in my universe."
Multi-Kill: "The rape of the city I don't care about will always be remembered. Horrible tragedy."
Taco: "If I had a dollar for every time Greek was right, I'd have 24 dollars."
Multi-Kill: "Alt is right in the world."
Lemon: "Yes, I love pulp in my water."
Darkfox: "I think 15% of the IQ is... uh..."
Taco: "He joins and looks at a zombie. 'Ah yes, zomby.' Then he smiles contently and disconnects."
Greek: "If you're looking for rule34 of Gaz I remember seeing something a year back; I can get it for you--- it's aged up!"
Cunning: "You know why season three was especially bad? Well, you know the reason: women writers."
Chris: "What if there's a father somewhere telling his son that the towers are still up?"
Kim: "What if when Tortoise gets married, Anthony comes over and is like 'yo give me a turn.'"
James: "He smashed Leia? Aren't they like, both brothers?"
Sleepy: "Chad should always fear gamers."
Chris: "Teal's just a buzzword."
Tortoise: "I'd be like a puppet-state."
TJ: "She stands knee deep in chimp cum all day."
Greek: "She's got hips for a 12 year old... she's really like 17... NOWHERE is it defined how old she is..."
Sleepy: "[Greek] is like Anakin hanging out with Palpatine."
James: "They should embrace the fact that they're racist."
Frohman: "Why is the Anti-Mass Spectrometer in Niggermine?"
Tortoise: "Lemon's the Grinch if he were a faggot."
Taco: "Meet n' fuck in WoW"
Greek: "Give me the big frank."
Taco: "Webms are the Gif of the devil."
Taco: "Call this mage the n-word for me. That's what this mage is."
TJ: "Yeah, honestly? You're going to love tinnitus."
Multikill: "Y'know my mom was a monkey? My dad fucked a monkey.. I'm monkey."
Paralyzed:"Bro, where are your balls?! What am I supposed to suck on?!?"
Multi-kill: "Do Italians sell bananas for cheap?"
Taco: "I like my settings to be boring."
Lemon: (As Peasant) "Alroight, so God said to not to be sleeping with any man, but he said nothin' about tuggin on their winky."
Tortoise's Mother: "Tell Lemon to come up here and kick [Tortoise's] ass."
Sleepy: *In a british accent *"In accordance with British diversity laws I am not only supposed to accepts gays but I am also compelled to suck your wanky. C'mere mate, this is for the Queen."
Tortoise: "You know the shadow trooper from Battlefront 2? Yeah, the [waterbugs] do that... it's kind of based."
Tortoise: "Are moths the assault marines of real life?"
Sly: "Does he not believe in seamonsters? Is he retarded?"
Kleeds:"Just because you blind don't mean you can't take dick!"
Kim: "Anakin, please. Part of being a Jedi is not caring what other's think. Now please, I am trying to play mario."
Taco: "[Gorilla aggro noise]"
Darkfox: "Why do people say I look like bowser?"
Tortoise: "Excuse me nigger? I am a beggar AND a chooser."
Kim: "I'd rather be a refugee than a trannie."
Tortoise: "Have you been on /tv/ recently? It's just announcements for mass shootings."
Tortoise: "There's actually a lot of scenes of people shitting."
Radical: "There's gotta be fake thumbs..."
Darkfox: "Being based is a crime."
Kim: "This is communistic bimbofication music."
Zyntro: "Can I post my nudes, laugh like a tranny, and then leave?"
Sly: "TJ, increase your vaginal girth."
Taco: "This game isn't made for incels."
TJ: "I'VE BEEN RAPED AGAIN!"
Lemon: "Say the word! The N-Word, of course: Nigger! Now recruiting racists and other such social undesirables."
Taco: "Le humble derp farmer."
Lemon: "Sell me on [Tom Clancy's™ The Division 2™], TJ."
TJ: "You can kill ghetto black people."
James: "You can do that in real life."
Radical: "Looks like he makes Nintendo games, dude."
Kleeds: "I was pretty much having anal sex from 10 to 12 years old."
Tortoise: "This is like autistic occam's razor."
Sleepy: "My doctor made me dilate."
Sleepy: "I don't even give a shit about Plutonia... I just wanna fucking coom."
TJ: "Oh, that's right... the bell curve. I understand now."
Chris: "Can we stop bringing up 9/11? I'm getting kind of worried about it."
James: "Why does science have so much free time?"
Krews, upon hearing daft punk: "Ah yes I love hotline miami."
Taco: "You're gonna need more bimbos..."
Multikill: "I'm quirky, I'm quirky. I'm a quirky little girl. I'm a quirky retard."
Tortoise: "Are you a Flintstone, you fucking fag?"
Sleepy: "Bitches love metaphors."
Tortoise: "Your ToysRUs™ didn't have shelves covered in cum?"
James: "I like this teamspeak better when minorities are in charge."
Sleepy: "Yeah, it was Osama Bin Laden on 2fort."
Tortoise: "You know I'm a racist, right? ... does that make me less likely to be killed?"
Chris: "Yeah.. that was close we almost got raped."
Multi-Kill:" Yeah i was getting erect just by looking at you."
Darkfox: "It sure is a jolly jarm shame that I am still breathing...According to you."
Tortoise: "It's like ethnic cleansing except we don't tell anyone about it."
Gonzo: "Killslick rdmed me..."
Dandy: "What's wrong with cunny?"
James: "The Jamal one... I'm sorry-- the black one."
Sleepy: "I'm an alt-right gamer and my mapping reflects this."
Kim: As Barney:"I still have nightmares about that loli." As Kleiner: "Now, now, there's nothing to worry about. We've made major strides since then! Major strides."
Kleeds: If you were getting sex trafficed, you'd want to get sex trafficed by me.
Sly, as God: "You guys know that indulgence thing? Why'd you stop doing that? That was right."
Kim: "The Bull thanking the cuck for his service in Vietnam."
Multi-Kill: "EVERY BULLET IN HERE IS SIGNED BY PRESIDENT TRUMP."
Greek: "Is it still ERP if its IRL?"
Lemon: "Dookie diarrhea is not comfy."
Greek: "I'm here to exterminate the fellow survivor."
TJ: "Perhaps I have just not brapped at the right moments."
Sleepy: "Lemon, do you dress your bionicles in miniature lab coats and pretend that they are your lab assistants while you are coding?"

Quotes, Ninth Edition

Multi-Kill: "I really don't wanna play cum-town..."
Zyntro: "I'm a man of the dandruf."
Tortoise: "Children have nuts. Men have balls."
Sly: "Satan is my favorite."
Kim as male07: "They don't have any reason to impeach Trump."
Kim as male09: "Don't worry, they'll find one!"
Darkfox: "Then again, I can't speak for the blacks."
Chris: "Did you like the movie, Sly?"
Sly: *pained groaning*
Sleepy: "They kind of look like a red solo cup."
Tortoise: "I'm a medium pulse laser and they can't handle the heat."
Chris: "He's the bad cop... I'm the worse cop."
Taco: "Here are the rules to date my wife."
Kleeds: "WHAT ARE THESE JEWS DOING?!"
Zyntro: "I want to be a coomer."
Tortoise: "Don't sleep in public or you will be raped."
James: "Ugh, dude, I wish I was a slave so I could be that ripped..."
Tortoise, December 25th, 2019: "lol Jesus Christ more like nigger."
Multi-Kill: "Funny and worth it."
Kleeds: "The twin towers are on the ground."
Greek: "I'm going to take this booky wooky and put it between my asscheeks and shit on it."
Tortoise: "We're ethnically Zoomers but they're religiously Zoomers."
Tortoise: "One-man piss machine."
Tacoburger: "I think therefore I smirk."
CT-264 "The Fox": "Out of the frying pan and into the cheese grater!"
Sly (On Surreal Samson): "Why are you still doing this? This isn't a good bit."
Radical: "You're being groomed by the CIA."
Tortoise: "Say I grab a bucket of rosemary and a spoon..."
Taco: "Weren't you [a sick child] at one point?"
Sleepy: "Yeah, but then I ate some fucking chicken noodle soup and got better."
Taco: "The manual? You mean Mein Kampf?"
Multi-Kill: "Hey, Rob. Nigger. You understand that?"
Dandy: "Look at the fucking ewok feet, dude."
Multi-Kill: "My mom checks my anus every day to see if my hymen is intact "
Kleeds: "Multi-kill you wait for the next suck, ill be getting you the hardest."
Dandy: "Guys, I'm not going to sissify anyone."
Kleeds: "I'm slaughtering these kids and they don't even know it."
Multi-Kill#401(male_07): "They're NEVER, gonna make me, have sex." (First quote of the decade)
Greek: "When you use the draft as an excuse to have a meet-up."
Kleeds: "CIA, if you send me to war I will not be able to tell the difference between Iranians and Israelis."
Multi-kill: "I watch the news I say 'fake news' and I don't believe it and I get mad."
Darkfox: "What programming language is Lua?"
Taco: "What are you, a good person?"
Kleeds: "No."
Tortoise: (on Stardew Valley) "It's like a soylent Terraria."
Multi-Kill: "Ooooo, are those berries I can pick? Yeah."
Darkfox: "What if you're playing with balls on your phone?"
Tortoise: "This sector needs bonemeal."
Multi-Kill: "I call you based and this is what you do to me?"
Kleeds: "I will allow you to kill all black people."
Multi-Kill: "I'm the ignorant mayor."
Kleeds: "Sometimes I wish I had a vagina"
Radical: "Mm. That was some good rape."
Paralyzed: "Do you think that Rogal Dorn would've declared war against Iran?"
Multi-Kill: "STOP QUESTIONNING THE SITH, ASSHOLE!"
Darkfox: "I got off A HORSE in front of eight guys..."
Doctor: "Do we still have advanced duplicator on the server? Hell ya, I'm still a cuck, I'm still a cuck, I'm still a cuck."
Tortoise: "You trick your parents into leaving the house and you lock them out. You scream inside the empty house and nobody can do anything."
Cunning: "Heehee try on these panties. Heehee stuff your balls in your asshole."
Tortoise: "That's not a dogwhistle, that's just a lie!"
James: "Sly, you're literally... a racist. For playing Mordhau."
Sly: "No, they patched it."
Cunning: "I really love fucking that dog."
Sly: "What if she just turns him into a pipe"
Sly: "I hate how that guy's a dirty homo."
James: "The trojan horse is an alt-right dog whistle."
TJ: "Greek, Greek... the bell curve."
Sly "Yeah, Lemon would come into school with a hammer and just start smashing his balls."
Tortoise: "You shook me like a baby and I'm going to die now."
Cunning: "Supermans fast isn't he? Isn't he faster than like.. god?"
Sly: "I'm using this to kickstart my reddit account... I'm on r/jokes, r/funny, and uh... r/racerealist."
Chris: "Captains Log: I have started dilating"
Sly: "You know Tortoise... I knew a guy who used a claw hammer once."
Doctor: "I hate women, I am a mysgonist, this is not even a joke. So I'd say im an incel idealogue."
Sly: "Oh, the wikipedia is past-tense. It's already dead."
Tacoburger: "Imgur is like reddit, for boomers."
Tacoburger: "I could not be bimbofied."
James: "Greek got it because he's on the spectrum."
TJ: "When I turn 90 I'm gonna visit a China and shoot them."
Lemon: "It ain't the piss that get's ya... it's the sudden shit at the bottom."
Doctor: "What do you mean? What's physically stopping you from kicking that "4'7 Vietnamese E-Girl in the face?"
Zyntro: "Distance."
James Williams (After claiming that a dog would 'not leave alive' if it bit him): "I love dogs. I hate beasts."
Kleeds: "Fried chicken!"
Cunning: "Need I comment on that, Kleeds?"
Sly: "The navy doesn't count as military, right?"
Cunning: "I want to shoot these Bernie supporters."
Darkfox: "We need to send all Republicans to gulags. People wouldn't survive in the gulag."
Sleepy: "I'd say I was based. I came out of the womb redpilled."
Greek: "How is me calling it Chonglefolongle autistic?"
TJ: "Rape is not funny, lol."
Radical: "It's just a little bit funny."
Cunning: "I fucking hate white people."
Multi-Kill: *humming e1m1 theme* "John 117 here..." *continues humming*
Darkfox: "He wants me to buy gold off of him over paypal..."
Chris, in response: "How does he know you're rich?"
Kleeds: "I got negro lips."
Sleepy and Cunning together: "Hey, you said it not me."
Sleepy in a Chinese accent: "Hohhhhh you give me your cs go knife and maybe I find cure for corona virus."
Kim: (Envoking Stewie griffin) "You know what you are, Brian? A roleplay shitter! You donate for tokens, Brian. You donate for tokens."
Sly: "You know you have a soft spot on your head, right Stewie? *WAPRSH!*
Tortoise: "Server groups are like bimbos and we're the men; the gamers in this scenario."
Cunning: "The only thing I like them for are their xenophobia."
Doctor: "I dont want anyone to get confused [with my name being Kleeds]."
Kleeds (In Response): "You didnt want them to get confused with a real nigga."
Kim: "...we eat the beans in the whole server... (somewhat iffy) ...not just one part of it..."
Tacoburger: "What even is a black staple? McDonalds? Because they're poor?"
Kleeds:(out of left field) "I wish y'all could just... send me some apple juice."
Chris: (as John Halo) "I'm lucky."
Sly: "I know im not the frankenstein monster, which of you guys are?"
Kleeds: "Your wife is gonna have a big penis."
Kleeds: "Greek, our president is a great man." - 2020
Sly: "I was here for the race war."
Tortoise: "He is an aggressive being with a lust for kill."

Quotes, Tenth Edition

Cunning: "I wish you can kill husbands and marry their widows."
Greek: "Everyone is a minority except for the owners."
Darkfox: "As it should be."
James: "Speak softly and cum loudly."
Kim: "I forgot that Kleeds committed tax fraud..."
Kleeds: "Committed? Committing."
Lemon: "Gamers... is this what minorities feel liike?"
Kleeds: "It's not that I'm intolerant, its just that [his overt gayness] was making me uncomfortable."
Tortoisie: "Do you want to play in my Sandbox? There's cum in it."
Sly: "Mr. King Putin sends his regards..."
Lemon: "Shalom"
Cunning: "Lemon don't fucking say that, I don't want to hear any more Jewish shit today."
Sleepy: "Go shower Chris, I'll join you."
Kleeds: "Darkfox reminds me of a slightly more civilized Jew..."
Kim: "Master, my diaper is getting... exceedingly more full."
Multi-Kill (drooling): "Uhhhhhh... huhhjh... scratching my head."
Kleeds: "You know what Multi-Kill? Whoopssh! I strike you."
Kim: Is -he- (George Lucas) a jew?
Radical: "That gook was me."
TJ: "You just snapped my neck!"
(In response) Multi-Kill: "Monkey-see monkey-do!"
(Rebuttling)TJ: "Monkey just do, idiot."
Multi-kill: "No but i'll ruffle your asshair instead"
Multi-Kill: "/me gets shot... in the pinky toe...... but it misses."
Chris: "Sometimes I wish I was an ESL..."
Lemon: “I fucking hate the gooks, I hate this little brown boy from France, I FUCKING HATE FOREIGNERS!”
Chris: "Tortoise, stop saying that word: bragadocious."
Tortoise: "Oh I thought you were going to say nigger lol."
Multi-Kill: [In dismay] "Not just the channels, but the subchannels too!"
Mult-kill: "I'm a bad ass bitch, bouncing on your dick."
Multi-kill: [In a deeper voice] "Hey Multi-kill do you want to go to prom?"
Also Multi-kill: "B-B-But Chris already asked me."
Multi-kill: [In a deeper voice] "Come on forget about him."
Sleepy: "He went from being man's best friend to man's best-in-slot."
Kleeds: "Rrrrrnnnghh.... AAAHH AAAHH AAAH!!!!!"
Chris: "Imagine wiping to ten-year old mechanics!"
James, in reply: "We did..."
Lemon: " i think the most depressing fact of this teamspeak is that none of us will ever reach multi-kill's level of retardation"
Cheezit: "If you say Nancy Pelosi's name three times, Darkfox will appear in the mirror behind you."
Kim: "Does he say funny black people things like, 'Aw, hell nah!' ?"
Darkfox: "I've been out here getting you hard wood for years"
"Kim Jong-un": i keep dropping connection
Kleeds: "Darkfox, my thiccness will get us through the Black Desert..."
Darkfox: "Cheezit, Nancy Pelosi is not an SCP."
Kleeds: "Me, I'm an alpha in real life, but a beta on the internet."
Tortoise: "God is second to the n-word."
Sleepy: "I love paying taxes to Uncle Sam."
James: "Lemon, you transition very well."
Taco: "Kirk is like a DnD character. Piccard is like an HL2RP character."
Tortoise: "Kleeds, google Burktross."
Kleeds: "Is that the guy who makes the incest comics?"
ParalyzedTortoise: "It's me Gordon, Nigger, from Minecraft!"
Kleeds: "I want to see the erect one."
Lemon: "Server groups are a right, but you guys are like mass shooters."
Kleeds: "Since when are hacks illegal?"
Lemon: "That was close, I just took a dick"
Radical: "Sweet tea is-- and Allah forgive me for saying this-- nigger tier."
Sleepy: "Kelp is the certified currency of Bikini Bottom."
Sly (In Response): "No, the Chinese are."
Sly (Poorly Lying): "No, I said shinys!"
James: "Yeah, it's good. The main character's an incel."
Kleeds: "No one loves you, you filthy nigger..."
Kleeds: *Evil Laughter* This is sooo based! *Proceeds to post a link to porn of the hamster character from Overwatch*
Chris: "Corona Virus? I thought we were containing blacks."
Doctor: "You're not getting human rights. I'm not giving them to you."
Chris: "I hate jews I hate jews I hate jews!"
Greek: "So one of my fascist friends..."
Sleepy: "Y'know, tit milk, it's got the vitamins..."
Kleeds: "I pooped just at the wrong time!"
Kim: "There is no way a woman could be on the battlefield. She would be overpowered and raped."
Multikill: "And then I crush his dick between my asshole."
Greek, in a serious tone: "We're discussing a Sci-Fi Burgerpunk scenario."
Radical:(Eating Cheese) "My body will adapt or it will perish."
Chris: "If I see someone FAP, I'm not gonna stun them."
Cheezit:"There are some good dicks out there!"
Chris: "I don't want the pussy fish. I want the strong fish, the CHAD fish; the one that stays out in the open."
Greek: "Islam will be the world religion"
Greek: "I should've made Judasim instead..."
Kim: "Google it: Kentucky breastmilk compounds"
Greek:"I think, therefore I lose."
Sleepy: "You can't mine pussy when you're too busy mining diamonds."
Tortoise: "They look at this old man and they say, 'This man is comfy.'"
Chris: "I wouldn't be into it, but I'd try [Fucking a gay werewolf]."
Greek: "I've heard of claustrophobia but never claustrophilia."
Chris: "What does spaghetti taste like? Like long rocks?"
Darkfox: "American Cheese isn't plastic cheese."
Lemon: "Overwatch be advised I am playing tracer"
Cunning: "Please trust me, I'm not retarded."
Doctor: "Glug glug glug, I drink Multi-kill's pee. I drink his pee like gatorade."
Tacoburger: "Have you noticed that the English are generally ugly? No wonder everyone wanted to kill them."
Sly161: "Chris, I heard VR food is just a good as real food."
TJ: "Yeah, I never watched it... but you're not missing anything."
TJ: "You know, you're not a main character anymore; you ruined it."
Cunning: "As if I'd believe that [I]Journal Sans[/I] is a real font..."
Kim: "We can't call it the day of rage or else we wont get mad."
Sleepy: "Yeah some anime fag stood there while I pwned him. Yeah must have been doing HRT or something."
Sly: "You know the human head has the perfect amount of holes for bowling right?"
Cunning: "You know what? Yeah, I'll swallow my pride and fuck the trap."
ParalyzedTortoise: "My favorite anime is Nigger no Watermelon!"
Cunning: "I swear to God guys, I'm not retarded, I'm just multi-tasking."
James: "Greek, you got that side-character fever."
Tortoise: "Lemon, if you're the teenage girl of teamspeak then Multi-Kill is the MILF"
Cunning: "Beta is a good FroYo."
Tortoisie: "He is black. That's why his name is Nigger."
Multi-Kill: "You're a blowup doll, Radical, and I'm going to fuck you."
Greek: "Kim is the one we show off to strangers to show we have class."
Tortoise: "I'm the sole proprietor of your civil rights."
James: "If you put three babies in front of me and told me one of them was Hitler, I'd take them all out."
TJ: "I literally sat in my bed seething and coping."
Cunning: "I am a baby."
Greek: "Oh dude can I see your cock?"
Doctor: "Do you think we're going to reintroduce the chinese exlcusion act.. because y'know"
Sly: "You don't realize how close I am to the city of dreams."
Tortoise: "What the fuck does that mean? Are you threatening me?"